The Arizona Diamondbacks roll into Petco Park at 8:40 PM EDT tonight, bringing an 85-74 record and a .246 team batting average to San Diego. While the Padres hold a slight edge with a 3.93 team ERA against Arizona's 4.10, the real story tonight is the absolute chaos on the mound. You can catch the adventure on MLB.TV, Padres.TV, or DBACKS.TV, assuming you enjoy watching pitchers work through their own personal versions of a mid-life crisis.
Arizona is handing the ball to Corbin Burnes, whose 7.84 ERA suggests he’s been treating the strike zone like a suggestion rather than a requirement. He’ll be squaring off against San Diego’s Walker Buehler, who carries a 9-6 record that looks positively heroic by comparison. With the Diamondbacks already nursing a laundry list of 60-day IL residents like Tyler Locklear and Ryan Thompson, they really can’t afford another night of freebie base runners. Head over to StreakChat to lock in your pick and see if the rest of the community is buying what these two are selling.