Molly Fastball: Miller Meets Sandoval as Reds Defy Pun-intended Pun Logic
The Mariners are dragging a .228 team batting average into Fenway Park at 4:10 PM EDT, a stat line so frustrating it could make a coach weep into a wet squeegee. Boston’s 3.64 ERA sits comfortably above Seattle’s 4.19, which isn't enough to save Seattle from their 28-43 road record, a number that looks more like a parking code than a winning streak. You can watch the entire struggle unfold on MLB.TV and Mariners.TV, where "effort" is currently the only thing Seattle has in surplus.