The Pittsburgh Pirates sail into the Arizona Diamondbacks' desert den for a regular-season showdown under the lights at 9:40 p.m. Eastern. Let's be real, with the sun dipping below the horizon, the real challenge will be keeping the pitchers from turning the night into a comedy routine – because, so far, no one's officially stepping up to the mound.
The venue's playing coy about its address, but we're guessing it's just trying to avoid spoiling the surprise – or maybe it's just another case of baseball's weird modesty. With no official hurler announced, we're left wondering if these teams have a secret strategy or if their arms are just really, really shy. Make your pick and join the banter on StreakChat.