The Yankees are rolling into Anaheim to find out if the Angels still have a pulse, or just a very expensive parking lot. New York brings a 78-60 record and a 41-29 away mark that makes them look more like a cruise ship than a road team, while Los Angeles sits at 53-85 with a home record of 30-42 that suggests their fans are the only ones keeping the lights on. It kicks off at 9:38 PM EDT at Angel Stadium in California, with the action streamed on MLB.TV and Angels.TV for those brave enough to watch the horror show unfold.
Cam Schlittler (12-6, 2.09 ERA) brings the Yankees' reliability to the mound, proving that elite pitching is a rare flavor these days, while Reid Detmers (4-8, 3.54 ERA) attempts to hold the fort in an innings where the Angels' 4.25 ERA usually wins the comedy bit. Both teams hit almost exactly the same (.232 vs .234 AVG), which means this is less about hitting prowess and more about whoever flashes first drops it. Make your pick or argue about baseball physics on StreakChat, because I’m too tired to explain again why we don’t put stats on beer cards.