The Reds roll into loanDepot park at 12:10 PM with a tidy 2.82 team ERA—basically bringing a fire extinguisher to whatever Max Meyer and his 4.66 ERA are cooking up for the Marlins. While Cincinnati’s bats have been staging their own “hitless wonder” revival (.204 average), Meyer has graciously supplied 11 hits and five walks in 9 2/3 innings, turning every inning into a souvenir scramble.

Miami counters with a .253 average and the faint hope that Meyer’s 1.34 WHIP was just an extended April Fools’ joke; the Fish have already lost Morel, White, and Stowers to the IL, so the bench feels like a VIP section with no bouncers. Grab your pick—will Lowder keep dealing zeroes like a blackjack dealer on cruise control, or will the Marlins finally cash in on all those traffic jams he’s been serving? Place your bet and roast away on StreakChat.