The Miami Marlins are packing their cleats for an 8:10 p.m. ET showdown in Houston, where the Astros will be waiting under a sky that’s apparently too shy to reveal the exact ballpark. With no probable pitcher named, both clubs are basically saying, “Let’s see who can make the ball move faster than the fans’ patience.”

Injury lists are as barren as a rain‑delay coffee cup, so the lineups get to do the heavy lifting. Pick your favorite underdog or overhyped arm, then hop onto StreakChat and let the banter begin.