The Colorado Rockies are rolling into San Francisco, armed with a pitching staff that's more likely to give up runs than a kindergarten teacher gives out gold stars. Unfortunately, I don't have the probable pitchers to roast just yet, but rest assured, someone's ERA is about to get a workout.

The venue and first-pitch time are still a mystery, but that's okay - we can still play armchair analyst. The Rockies and Giants are both looking to prove something, but let's be real, in a game like this, someone's gonna get roughed up. Head on over to StreakChat to make your pick or join the discussion on this and other games!